Thanksgiving Dinner Humor: Happy Thanksgiving

It's Thanksgiving week! Thanksgiving just might be my favorite 'cold weather' holiday. It saddens me year after year that this holiday seems to get swept under the rug due to big sales, consumer greed, & pre-Christmas madness. No need for me to digress, I enjoy Black Friday, but on Friday--Thursday I save for Thanksgiving & turkey...🍗

"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday for people. People travel thousands of miles for people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."-Jonny Carson 

So, while you're sitting around your holiday table & the conversation seems to be lagging or going in the wrong direction...I am sharing a few one-liners, puns, & jokes to lighten the mood & definitely inspire some eye-rolling.

Sorry, if some are kind-of-corny--LOL--it still works & the corniest ones make me think of my grandpa as he always liked hearing all of my jokes. Whenever I tell a joke like this it makes me think of him & on Thanksgiving, I really don't mind that at all.

  • What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your father saw this he would be rolling in his gravy! {via}
  • Why is there a turkey on Comedy Central? He's obviously there for a roast! {via
  • What do you call a pilgrim's vocabulary? Pilgrammar {via}
  • What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach Gobler. {via}
  • Why did the pilgrim wan to make the bread? It's a crummy job
  • Why do they call it 'Black Friday?' 'cause it matches the mood of unhappy bloated shoppers. {via}

  • What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har-Vest. {via}
  • What did the turkey say to the computer? Google. Google. Google. {via}
  • What song does the Turkey sing on Thanksgiving? God save the kin. {via}
  • What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a heard of women on Black Friday? You gotta Mufasa **favorite!** 😂  {via}

Haha. Happy Thanksgiving & I am so thankful to eat & every person who reads, follows, & comments on The Yellow Spectacles. A new Black Friday Post with Lauren James will come out this Wednesday. 


  1. These are so silly, but perfect for a fun Thanksgiving dinner! My sister would crack up at the "har-vest" joke! :) Hope you have a wonderful time with your family!

  2. You always have the cutest decorations, I love the humor in these! Thanks for sharing, beauty, and I hope you have a great week!



  3. haha these are too cute and I love the photos.
    xoxo Falasha
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